What this guy said. There’s soooooo much to talk about right now in T&F. Usain pulling out of the Jamaican trials and applying for a medical exemption, all the little peculiar things that the USATF did inappropriately, such as having a 6-3 waterfall in the men’s 800 meter final, having Craig Engels included in said…

You know why, right?

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

How is the movement of characters contrived? I still don’t understand this argument.

Yeah, it was before Gaia found the right balance and really got to the core of what was causing her weakly fluctuating fields, back when she went by “Gothitia Ravenhills-Blood”, wrote really angsty poetry, threatened her stellar cloud parent to evolve something called a “Nietzsche”, and had this weird infection of…

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

You mean serpentine.

Might be good. Maybe.

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Nice try, Drew. Still not gonna listen to one of these.

Yeah, we’ve examined the audio, and it turns out LeBron didn’t leave Kevin Love hanging at all. He just called him a shit-ass moron and told him the Cavs would be better if he’d never been born.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

Today in Alternate Future History:

* “You’re shit at dying, you know that?”

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I just posted the exact same thing. All this time I was convinced that was Deadspin’s joke.

Look at the gif man.

That is definitely what they named it.