What this guy said. There’s soooooo much to talk about right now in T&F. Usain pulling out of the Jamaican trials and applying for a medical exemption, all the little peculiar things that the USATF did inappropriately, such as having a 6-3 waterfall in the men’s 800 meter final, having Craig Engels included in said…

You know why, right?

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Nice try, Drew. Still not gonna listen to one of these.

Yeah, we’ve examined the audio, and it turns out LeBron didn’t leave Kevin Love hanging at all. He just called him a shit-ass moron and told him the Cavs would be better if he’d never been born.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

Today in Alternate Future History:

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I just posted the exact same thing. All this time I was convinced that was Deadspin’s joke.

Look at the gif man.

That is definitely what they named it.

This is going to sound callous, but Kimbo Slice dying right after Ali is kind of like having your birthday on Christmas.

That wasn’t such a feel-good moment for me. On a completely unrelated note, I never bet on a sporting event after that game.

I wish I could tell everyone in that family’s situation it is better to pay someone a little commissary to handle the leap for them.

Wait, you don’t write for a tech blog? Then how come I keep putting egg yolks, butter, and lemon juice into my DVD drive to make hollandaise sauce?

I dunno, I'm sure I've never sat down and really written out specific criteria. But, in my reckoning, what makes Ali special is that he not only had an in-ring career that is basically unrivaled in the history of his sport (in terms of the fighters he fought, the success he had against them, the way his boxing style…