Were it not for the Browns bumblefucking the game away via penalties and stupid errors, they could have revealed the most open secret in the NFL right now: the Patriots’ excellent defense is covering up the fact that through 8 games their offense is not just mediocre, but one of the downright worst in the entire…

I know exactly what is happening in those brief League of Legends clips and, yes, I hate myself for it.

So, let me get this straight: if you are, say, an Xbox One player, you had to pay to buy the game, pay for the Xbox Live service to play it online, and now Bethesda wants you to pay another $100 per year to be free from griefers?

The point of being an intern is to later get signed on for a full-time, regular position; that doesn’t make it less shitty to pay interns slave wages/not pay interns at all.

Due to her height and tiny hands, probably not, but she would be a LOT closer than I think most would expect - her legs are pure power/explosiveness, and I bet she could at least reach the net, maybe even the rim itself, with a standing vertical.

1. The scene was filmed before Kraft was busted for busting his nut.

Man I would have been so much better at XC if they let me stop and use my inhaler every mile without the clock running.

This was simultaneously one of the most amazing, heart-warming, and heart-breaking things I have ever seen. I had chills (in a... good way?) after watching that video. Every coach wants (or should want) to be a good example to the kids they coach, but this mans bravery and compassion is just mind-blowing.

Are we 100% sure Klobuchar and Mayor Buttchug are not GOP plants?

Who’s dick do I have to suck to get y’all to cover/review the best comedy on tv?

How To Lose All Credibility on Human Rights Issues in One Easy Step, by Lebron James

I don’t know, the fact it was a drop instead of a fumble returned 98 yards for a TD seems like a serious check in the Win column for this team.

This was a very weirdly close game, in more ways than one

Agreed, though an important component for many kids like my cousin is the aspect of physical exertion and competition that groups like choir or mathletics do not provide, which is why I listed sports like basketball and track, which he did participate in, though sadly football was his biggest love. I thought his true…

Eh, idk man. The same violent mentality is present - my younger cousin played four years of “varsity” football for his tiny Class D (The smallest class, in Maine!) football team, and going to virtually every game and many practices, the sport just shouldn’t exist. Every season involved no less than half a dozen…

I grew up mainly watching boxing, the NFL, and hockey, before bringing shame to my family by playing soccer and running and coaching track.

“That is so fucking boring and shitty.”

Even better - we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events from an American-centric view even if they aren’t/weren’t American in their 20's.

Eh, no great loss. I usually like Burneko’s writing, but all greying mild comments like mine accomplishes, on a site built around snark, is make him look like a thin-skinned little baby.

It was a necessary sacrifice and/or a compulsive need to scream my worthless opinion into the void.