If only you were kidding.

They also denounced Roy Moore and pulled funding.

And then they ended up supporting him and giving him funding later, anyway. Please.

Post-Viking Collapse Magary and Patriot-Hatred Fueled Magary always make the best articles.

God I hope this is really Belichick and Brady’s last game

This is to set up a situation where Trump can replace Rosenstein with a stooge that will simply decide not to indict, regardless of what Mueller finds. That same stooge could also decide not to release any information re: the results of the Mueller investigation. That way Trump gets to say he “let Mueller do his job”…

If this was a genuine effort on Kimmel’s part, I truly do not understand how grown-ass adults who have been in the public as long as Kimmel (or, say, Obama and his near pathological obsession with bipartisanship) were/are still somehow so naive they believe these people can be reasoned with or shamed, even in public.…

“Being the cousin of someone isn’t really a great metric for whether or not you should be a citizen. “

What exactly is the difference in quality of metrics between”being the cousin of someone” and “popped out of the right vagina on the right side of an imaginary line on a map”

By definition, virtually any immigrant of…

So let me get this straight... You aren’t interested in political posts. That’s totally okay! I get that. Here’s where it gets pretty confusing: You are (presumably) an adult with full control over your physical and mental faculties, decided of your own volition to not only click on this article you apparently knew…

I’m sorry you are so determined to keep your head lodged firmly up your own ass and protected from the contrary ideas in the world that you have become incapable of choosing not to click on, read, and comment on an article about something that doesn’t interest you. We will pray for you.

The dude who wrote that letter sounds like an unbearable person.

Good God, I am so sorry Tom Brady is going to kill your grandfather.

Judging from the comments I’ve seen on various articles for quite a while, it’s actually a pretty common experience. Kinja is already a garbage platform that doesn’t work well - for example every time I click the little notification bubble in the top right, the dropdown that used to you know, show you what the…

Because the entire Republican Party and platform is a living exercise in projection

One of my very best friends is an EMT with a bachelors degree. He makes 10.50 an hour. High stress, long hour job + shit pay + dealing with people at their worst/most unstable 95% of the time = compassion fatigue.

Not everyone is Mother Theresa. Some/many of these people understand on a logical level that it’s not the…

I hope “this sucks” refers to the fact this man was a total piece of shit who seems to have tacitly allowed this (even provided the place for them to do it on more than one occasion!) and then attempted to cover for the assailants and THEN got off scot-free himself, and does not refer to “someone I like is having a…

Sports parents are insane. I have seen parents removed from my cousins high school basketball games at least half a dozen times. It’s almost appropriate, because the total lack of self awareness, ignoring context, and the disconnect with reality these parents all display seems pretty representative of America right…

I think you mean wypipo

I have been critical of some steretypically bad “exercise tip” articles on lifehacker before (one about HIIT specifically comes to mind) but this is, without a doubt, the very best exercise myth-busting article I have seen on lifehacker. If you asked me the 10 most common misconceptions/myths i deal with with new…

Brady stats before Jimmy G trade and quack dr banned from sideline: 317ypg, 16tds, 2int

Brady stats after jimmy g trade and quack dr banned from sideline (not sure of exact date Alex G got banned, but jimmy g was traded oct 30 and the doc was banned sometime in late november, so the last 5 games of the season at least):
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The last time I got cheated on, I became best friends with her eventual husband and destroyed her marriage. Still best friends with the now ex-husband.

But screenshots are cool, too.