I knew it... pee and poop weights a lot... so the key for good feelings is to drink water, hold in poop and pee, wear some clothes, get on the scale and shock yourself. release all fecal matters, dehydrate, strip naked, stand on scale and flex at the amazing accomplishment after a mild exercise.

That’s the main reason I hope this happens here: Prime preorder discount, and Best Buy’s Gamer’s Club Unlocked. If I could get the lowest price AND a digital game, that would be fantastic.

Seeing as it’s a theology class and not a morality class, this seems like an easy way to flunk the course.

Does this mean that the man has to fuck the church from time to time?

I really hate those questions and have never asked one, there’s a much better way to get the same problem solving results. Give the interviewee a real life scenario that will happen in the position they’re applying for and let them work that out.

You might try Korean maki-style sushi, called “kimbap” or “gimbap”. Kimbap usually has cooked meat/fish fillings, and they are extra delicious, in their own way.. much stronger flavors, more variety of fillings, etc. They often use pickled daikon or kimchi as one of the ingredients, which is delightful. I’ve come to…

A “properly funded” pension system puts the money away at the right time and invests it at the right rate of return. The right time being during the career of the beneficiary.

Is there supposed to be a noticeable difference in the before and after pictures?

The (obvious and truly rational) argument is that you’ve paid in all these years, you want your money back. But your money’s gone. It was spent decades before you retired. It would be considered fraud if anyone else did it.

The surplus has largely already been spent and there are no plans in place to pay it back. The current workforce is too small to support transfer payments from the young to the old.

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This is America. It’s called Living Life in the Fast Lane

New York law also demands that all children “must be restrained in an appropriate child restraint system while riding in a motor vehicle, until they reach their 8th birthday.” (Emphasis theirs)

Awfully generous to say that Tolkien pulled off The Silmarillion on page, too.

I still use photobucket...

I imagine once the vomit comes out, it matters little what it looked like when it went in - I’m pretty sure boiled bacon puke largely resembles corned beef puke - sure isn’t it all Irish puke?

You’re right, but I didn’t mention corned beef - I’m alluding to the plethora of Irish bars I have encountered here in the US offering “Boiled bacon and cabbage”. I have never tried it, so I have no idea what sort of beast it comes from. Some sort of porcine, I imagine?

Forget butter, soft spreadable goats cheese!

Did you ever think that you might be having a placebo reaction? Because Tylenol works quite well for hundreds of millions of people when taken in the correct dosages.

Oh my god: an observant reader tells me I’ve also forgotten dinosaurs. Shit. Fuck. I would rank them between Twin Snakes and Raspberries. I am SO sorry for yet another unacceptable omission.