Dan will remember that.

Oh no, they’ll know I went to Hot Topic! The horror!

Pretty good in general, except that when eating an artichoke at home you wanna peel the leaves at the table so you can eat the bottom ends which can get quite meaty.

Here. Here is a nice photo of a nice looking man actually wearing a stupid headset. Please use this going forward.

Glad somebody knows what’s up.

but......Fruity Pebbles.....best combo ever.

Combine two parts Rice Krispies with one part Fruity Pebbles. You’re welcome.

Quit after controversy aka was forced to resign. Makes it a clean and less messy break for the fans/sponsors. Granted what he said probably is true and he did have multiple offers on the table that he wasn’t taking because of his work with Kinda Funny.

Wow fired forced to resign over that? That’s pretty gross. Way grosser than his tweet.

this is just a 90s sitcom joke. It’s not very good but really?

Right after Ricky and Fred realize there’s nothing for dinner and end up nearly destroying the place trying to take care of themselves. Luckily Lucy and Ethel’s train is canceled and they return home just in enough time to save the day while the men learn an important lesson about appreciating their wives.

I get it. I do. But Jesus Christ. Man loses his job over an old hat joke that has been told a million times before in a million different formats?

This world is fucking stupid now.

Yeah, that was a very tame joke. It was old fashioned too — like something you might have heard on ‘I Love Lucy’ if Lucy had staged a housewife strike and left on a mini-vacation with Ethel.

That is about the least offensive joke I’ve heard in a while...I think I made a worse one to my wife on women’s day.

Except the majority of their water resources originate in other states and the dams already exist to functionally destroy their agriculture by tomorrow.

Wait... you mean the duck bacon I buy at Whole Foods isn’t what the Neanderthals bought? Omg where did they get groceries? Aldi?!!

I don’t eat before working out because I don’t want to vomit. There was this one time that I ate some Boston Market and then went on a run.....it wasn’t pretty.

I’ve taken one SoulCycle class. (I’m an outdoor cyclist and have taken thousands of regular spinning classes, but one SoulCycle class was enough for me - the branding doesn’t justify the expense. Two SoulCycle classes cost more than my monthly gym membership and spin classes don’t cost extra at my gym.) There were…

My email to my boss: “Hi Steve, I’ve planned a holiday from xxx to xxx. Is this okay? Cheers, me.”

Ok being raised Catholic and having been sent to a Catholic school, and also being a realist since pretty much the day I was born, I always asked this in class and of my parents. How do we know that Jesus wasn't the ultimate con man and was just lying to us? I mean the bible took place a long time ago when I believe…