So, a writer just made stuff up and put it in a pretend show about pretend people in pretend situations. Isn’t that, you know, writing?

Just needed someone killable and he came to mind.

why are you bringing chris pratt into this though

The un-plagiarized letter was still so obviously the same letter too! It was like a high schooler just changing one line at a time to not get in trouble. You'd think a professional writer would be better at obfuscating her sources.

I think what made this story insanely popular (besides pandemic boredom) is that everyone involved comes across as an asshole, but a relatable asshole. We’ve all known a Sonya or a Dawn, some of us have been a Sonya or a Dawn, and not a damn one of us would want our bitchy group texts printed in the New York Times.

I don’t understand why famous people - when they first attain a certain level of success - don’t hire an intern to scour through their social feeds to delete any posts that cast them in a negative light.

is a bad tweet called a twat? i don’t use the site

The best example of a man who can do both (facial hair and no facial hair) is Chris Evans. Also known as Best Chris. Cheekbones and jawline of a god, but can grow a mighty fine beard.

Looks like Guy Pearce if he sold AmWay instead of being an actor.  

He seems to be trying to make that right. I will give him a moment to fix his mistakes.

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

If you follow any of the IG gossip accounts like DeuxMoi, multiple sources claim that Bennifer 2.0 is completely manufactured by JLo (to redirect the narrative to portray her as a sexy, desirable woman rather than someone who was cheated on) and Ben (to create some positive press for a change instead of just being…

This statement gives me hope, so yes, it counts for something as it demonstrates understanding that other people were hurt by his seemingly former friend. It would be hard to announce the end of any relationship in an interview, unless one wants to showboat their new enlightenment. 

I think I understand his point when he said his opinion isn’t relevant. No one wants to believe their good friend is capable of doing terrible things.  It’s difficult to process.  It sounds like he’s on a path to understanding. He seems like a thoughtful person. I hope he gets there.

Nope. Cargos are wonderful.  

Ska is more like ‘The world sucks but let’s have a dance party woo!’

I couldn’t give less of a shit what the law says. If I find a device on my car, and I don’t know what it is, and don’t know where it came from, and don’t want it on my car, I’m removing it and throwing it in the trash.

Nope, you put it on the local ‘grandma car’ that only goes to Walmart and church, preferably a car that is parked where yours is where you live.

It’s just such a stupid attitude though. These people are actors, they can act. Straight actors can act in a gay role, gay actors can act in a straight role. That would be like saying only real doctors can play doctors on tv.  Matt Bomer played a straight guy in White Collar and his scenes with women just smoldered.

Reminds me when we used a company up in Seattle (forget the name offhand) where you would mail your film, and they would include your pictures in addition to a couple more rolls of film. Undeveloped film can last for some time provided the conditions are right.