You goddamn radioactive vagrants always messing up my home. I'm just sitting here chain smoking and pouring vodka down my giant hidden mouth with my favorite violent animal program and here you are again.

“...and whether or not Lynch comes up with a worthy continuation...” 

My first thought when The Return ended was “Lynch will never give up producing his live performance fan-man mix-tape shows at the Bang Bang Bar.” Who would?

I’d watch a whole limited series about the showgirl who hit his brother in the face with the remote control.

>> It’s important to note at the outset that Peaks creator and director David Lynch hasn’t ruled out a fourth season, despite the apparently conclusive nature of The Return.

It wasn’t a reboot.

That’s the thing... The sweeping scene, to me, felt so forced. 25 years ago, Lynch could have composed that scene, and it would have felt organic. There wouldn’t be anything substantial to it, but it would feel like the fate of the world hinged on every stroke of the broom. In this, though, it came off as “well, I’m…

[A Mystery Man approaches]

Why not? I had mixed feelings about the third season but pop culture is so much more interesting with David Lynch in it. 

sigh.

The broom handle was probably a person at some point, since people turning into hunks of wood is a thing in Twin Peaks. Boom, I just blew this thing wide open.