In last night’s monologue Stephen Colbert said he played a drinking game while Trump was announcing his SC pick. “I would pour myself a drink every time my glass was empty. “
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Would Palin, if circumstances had cursed us, have been as abysmal of a president as Trump? I like to believe her year and a half as governor would have made a difference. I think she would have been a terrible president, not abysmal.
You betcha. Remember when she tried to blame her son’s drunken domestic abuse (with gun, of course) on Obama? Because we had a Commander In Chief that didn’t respect the military; dont’cha know, and that gave her son the sads, and the PTSD.*
Thank you to all of my great supporters, really big progress being made. Other countries wanting to fix crazy trade deals. Economy is ROARING. Supreme Court pick getting GREAT REVIEWS. New Poll says Trump, at over 90%, is the most popular Republican in history of the Party. Wow!
Like many things, the UK tries to copy America and always falls slightly short - just as our skyscrapers scrape less than yours and our burgers are less delicious than America’s - our overweight, overwrought, overpromoted, blond bully just isn’t in the same league as yours.
A lie, you say?
Trump did his usual brand of diplomacy before jetting off to Europe. He lavished praise on former UK Foreign Secretary and excruciating international embarrassment, Boris Johnson.
And his wife’s parents.
Nope, if you run on the left, it will absolutely be dug up and used. Remember the Republicans are the “don’t do as I do, do as I say” party.
Well, I guess if Trump ever gets punched in the face, his attacker can say it was Trump’s fault for being an asshole in the first place.
I’m saying this very simply: We have laws.
America was great because of this idea>
The solution is that, I’m saying it simply, Trump can go fuck himself
Sometimes I fear that my Kinja and Twitter account might hamper my future presidential run...
JFC, it is legal to come to the border and apply for asylum, you twat.
Nothing makes my eyes roll harder than when people say this, particularly regarding 2A arguments. “I need to protect myself and my family from these terrorists.” Yeah, okay Skip, they’re totally going to come to your town of BumFuck, Nowhere and specifically bang down your door and attack you.
Biggest cowards on the planet! My favorite cousin is married to a douchebag who has tribal tattoos and is super into jujitsu. He is a massive titty baby and conned the coast guard when he “got hurt” on the job. Meanwhile, he’s still well enough to compete in tournaments and is pressuring my cousin to get pregnant…
You can always tell that type; when push comes to shove, they fold like a cheap suit.
Correct. Also, he does jujitsu and is into mma fighting, so that confirms his uber-tool status.