My 16 year old has a $29 android from the supermarket. It can do the android stuff, but has bugger all space and is slow AF. So really he just asks me for lifts, or tells me he’s going to his mates place after school. It’s a cute little black thing, is tough as old boots (lucky, he drops it a lot), and charges fast.

Do you think teachers spend their non-school-hours time lounging in the sun with tea and biscuits? That’s not how it works.

Ummm. I don’t really give a shit if Kylie changes her kids nappies or not, but this confuses me. These people do understand about washing their hands, right? Nail brushes are also a thing. I’ve always had fairly long nails, even when I had little wee babies, and we all survived the experience.

I agree.

Meanwhile, I’m surprised the age isn’t 21 already. Seriously. You can buy a firearm at 18, but you can’t buy a bottle of wine?

Honestly, as an Xer, we should be asking pardon from the Zs. How’d we let it get like this?

This is Generation Z. X-ers and Millennials are just here as backup, at this point.

I think that’s going to bite them in the arse, tbh. Somehow, this bunch of kids seems different, and I don’t think they’re going to put up with it.

You’re not wrong.

I have decided to stick with leggings cut, rather than yoga cut, because as a taller person I look like a toddler just after a growth spurt in yoga pants.

Guns help him relax? Jaysus. Why not just have a bong? Cheaper and less dangerous.

Do you have an AR 15 in your nightstand?

Motherfuckers really have no sense of ... anything, really. Grubs.

No shit, right?

He was a member of a white nationalist group. They’re “very fine people”, right?

Ugh. If it were me - which it isn’t!!! - I would seriously reconsider the relationship.

I’d take more issue with it, if wasn’t the “christian” administration.

5% 5% 5%

As I asked someone else, are you this picky about *all* of your tax dollars or just the ones going to poor people?

Are you this picky about where *all* of your tax dollars go, or just the ones that go to poor people?