I wouldn’t trade that goal line int with marshawn in the backfield for anything.

Please stop.

Have you ever seen the average fans’ trophy cabinet in Football Manager?

Note: The first published version of this article mistakenly referred to Friday’s election as “tomorrow.” Because until just this moment, I thought today was Thursday. It’s only Tuesday. Fuck.

I wouldn’t shake your hand anyway habibi

But first will you please take back Pablo?

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

The first thing I saw was the Star Fleet logo.

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

JIM TOMUSLA: I don’t get it. Everything seem to be going great. Now I”ve lost my job, my wife is thinking about leaving me, I’m living out of a car AGAIN. What happened? It’s like there’s a grand schemer systematically destroying my life.

Doesn’t “beyond reproach” mean they did everything right?

Shut the fuck up Mikey

Your reporting is based on a mistranslation of the interview with Luiz. What he *actually* said was that he was torn between staying in Brazil with the national team, despite the fact that he is currently suspended, and returning to Paris immediately *because* his family are there and he wants to comfort them. His…

David Luiz’s comments are taken out of context. He is saying he doesn’t know if he will stay with in Brazil with the team (because he had a red card and would miss the second international) or go back to Paris immediately. He never said that he is worried about going back to Paris. Dude is from Brazil. You think Paris…