The last time I shroomed I watched my ex-girlfriend peel her face off and turn it into a lampshade, so I put on three pairs of sweatpants and hid in my closet.  None of that sentence is made up.

[jots note] ....find white guy with dreads.

I wish. I’ve wanted to try mushrooms as a treatment for the persistent depression I’ve suffered from for about 30 years now, ever since reading about some clinical trials a few years ago that produced some startlingly positive outcomes. However as a middle-age man with a social circle that’s so small it’s basically a…

Twiggy, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista were all from the working class. Cindy Crawford’s dad was a school teacher. Patti Hansen’s dad was a bus driver. Now, you just have to be a rich girl who can buy a new face and then-boom!-you’re a model.

Beyoncé. There’s a tier of beautiful women I have ranked as goddess-level and Beyoncé is one of the two that made that rank (Rosario Dawson being the other). J. Lo is fit and beautiful and fabulous, but my goddess ranking isn’t given out easily.

Look who suddenly wants back into the LGBT+ fold now that Trump doesn’t care about her anymore...

i can’t give the full story without doxxing, but a friend of a friend once had a one-night stand with a pro ball player. she reported that the sex was fine, definitely not great, but what sealed the whole experience for her was that as soon as he finished he looked at her and goes “Boom. You just had sex with [says…

Beyonce is infinitely nicer to crew members, service workers, and humans in general. Beauty comes from within.

I’m certain he votes for the right people and shouts out all the correct causes on Twitter.  So it’s totally cool that he has more money than your average CEO.  

He sounds like quite a loverboy, ‘cause everybody’s working for The Weekend.

Fabulously wealthy people live in 60k a month condominiums while homeless black folk live on the street below their palatial marble walls. Sick bro 

My favorite Alex Rodriguez story: that he might have paintings of himself as a centaur.  https://deadspin.com/5394232/a-rod-news-from-the-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-department

I haven’t posted in almost two years!

HIMYM will indeed infect your brain and make you as juvenile as you are capable of being, so like, find a different show to watch a bunch! After all, there are so many options nowadays that there’s really no excuse for wasting your time and brainspace on sub-par content, tyvm.

I wish mine could inflate and deflate as needed. My waist fluctuates daily, but my butt is always too big for anything. But also, there is clearly some masterful angling there of her position/the camera

I would wager that this is actually her real butt and it gets airbrushed/altered to look BIGGER in most photographs. Like the ridiculous Nylon shoot. When you see her walking around on the show it really doesn’t look THAT big.

Trump is all about image.

This comes to mind.

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

Thats nice, I hate trump too.