I can’t say much for confidentiality reasons but I’m currently volunteering to help with some of the separated families and the whole thing is fucking sickening. A grown man burst into tears in front of me when he told me had to lie to his son to get him to go peacefully when they were being separated. Some of the…

here I stand before you...I am fine.

New Reality show pitch:  in which Alana Thompson is taken away from her mother to be raised by Cher.

This is disappointing. I really think they world could use a good old fashioned, centuries old, bring-the-earth-to-the-brink-of-destruction curse right about now.

We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness. I was the first to put my whole head inside the sarcophagus... and here I stand before you...I am fine.

Or get a blanket to the immigrant children sleeping in aluminum foil.

These people are just trying to build up their media connections. Prolly hoping it will lead to some sweet, sweet CNN cash. Seriously, “I can only tell you, Andrea, I’m just tormented. I wish I could leave right now, but I just can’t. I took a vow, Andrea, an oath, even. I’m going to have to stay a little while…

Part of it is that most of them aren’t being offered big cushy gigs elsewhere. The White House is usually a stepping stone to pretty great post-WH job opportunities.

Seeing them in the dark is significantly less creepy than seeing them in any sort of light. Maybe there’s a god out there who saw the intelligence community shut the lights off in the meeting and thought it would be a good idea to do it outside as well.

What the hell’s going on in the balcony? Are they taking part of some sort of satanic ritual?
(which could explain some things)

“more terrifying than a disheveled Roseanne ripping a butt”

Ok, I have zero sympathy for Roseanne’s racist bullshit.  However, jesus.  She is either a) having some sort of mental health crisis, or b) on some serious drugs.   Either way, yikes.

Two weeks ago, on a sunday, I was at my second job, a bookstore that I work during the weekends. On this day, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus came in together. (She is from my city and has a house here) They bought a ton of books, they were all lovey dovey. That same day, all the news outlets were saying they broke up.…

Maybe he’s a knight now

That reminds me of Tiki Tiki Tembo No Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo.

I had forgotten she existed. I miss those days.

They’re going to cover Waterfalls and the Root will do at least three salty posts about it. 

This is unforgivable. They fresco’d Jeff. How dare they do this

(Woman in engineering) For better or worse, one of my mentors in college strongly impressed on us (female engineering students) that we should never EVER volunteer to do admin/office management tasks once we started working as it would blur the lines on our actual job duties and reinforce the idea that women do office…

And for every person like you who rewards such volunteering, there are 10 managers who will do nothing (and may even “volunteer” the employee for more things in the future.)