@GunFlame: The Second Coming: Number 10 is perfect except for an unforgivable "its versus it's" fail.

She has tats on her tats?

Whee... :/

When will this movie get a video game adaptation?

Awesome that you have mountains near you. Where do you live?

@dkl415: Did you ever play D1? I don't think you did, because then you would know that they never ever ever monitored Diablo. It was all client-side peer to peer, anyway, so I doubt they really could if they tried.

@Tossy: Luke, I found a great webpage about the Sim Earth manual. This guy did a great job showing it off and talkin' about it 'n' stuff. [www.realvg.org]

Sim Earth. The thing was huge. It didn't just explain the how to play... it briefed you on all sorts of introductory level topics like biology, evolution, planetary formation, geophysics, climate effects. Fascinating stuff, especially for a youngster. Also, in true Maxis fashion, it was quite humorous.

@unimus: That's not what irony is.

@dracosummoner: correct

It's funny because these are actual-size screenshots.

@DRaGZ: What satire! :/

@Kamix: Wait.. what neck?

@ThirzaLepidus: Thank you.

@End_of_Infinity: Heh. It's not just Gawker folks who have (good) reasons to hate Apple.

@Matthew Weflen: Consider that those are reported sexual assault figures, and you should wonder if maybe in some countries and cultures, a greater percentage of sexual assaults that occur go unreported due to various social or legal factors.

How cute, it even has a little coin purse.

@skutarth: Again, nothing. (they pass right through you)

@juxtaposed11: I knew this, about Canadian contest rules (which makes for hilariously useless trivia when people make fun of the inevitable "skill testing question").

@Casey Brettelle: We could always just form a Kotaku mob and raid their offices for the goods. I Google mapped where they are. It's so crazy, how many times I drove by them, totally unaware. Well now I will catch them unawares.