I love you for posting this. When I was young I recorded this and watched the hell out of it. I remember ZZ Top, The Three Blind Mice, Howie Mandel as Humpty, and the music was actually pretty good. Of course, I bet if you watch it now, the music is pretty outdated. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

What about Fairy Tale Theatre!?!

I think I’m relieved to find out that this is a real thing and not a completely f’d up mix-up memory of something different from my youth. Maybe.

Eight years ago we all thought Sarah was the most dysfunctional and absurd thing that would ever happen to politics in the United States. Things are now so bad that I can’t even remember what it is she (and hubby) got up to.

News Radio!

Yeah, The Good Place is better than Arrested Development (even if you only pretend it had 3 seasons). It’s better than Community. It’s better than Brooklyn 99 (which is a very high bar). It’s better than MASH, mostly because there’s not a single episode wasted. If the last season is anywhere near as good as the first…

By the way, I’ve been watching Star Trek: TOS, and McCoy is totally the Ron Swanson of the Federation :-D

Dictionary definition of “weird flex”

I’m getting shades of Allison Williams, too, who’s so perfect for that dark WASPy stuff.

This looks like when Cinderella’s sisters fight to shove the glass slipper on their feet. And then it sproing-oing-oings off into the distance and shatters.

A flaccid peen peeking through an unzipped fly comes to mind. Hard pass.

Big toes need their own shoes.

Honestly? Probably something ridiculously minor. You say nuking Greenland and buying hurricanes is a big deal, but we’re talking about fucking Trump here. He doesn’t care about that. She probably told someone what brand of bronzer he uses and THAT IS OVER THE FUCKING LINE.

I can think of 130,000 reasons.

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

It’s going to be Taxi Driver meets King of Comedy.

Damn, this was an exciting read, I had really high hopes for this and I’m very glad it appears to have delivered.

I read “fractured marriage in dual trailers” and thought they were a couple living in competing double-wides in the trailer park. With ScarJo playing one of the trailers, naturally.

Thank you. No. Way.

I surprisingly like the Miley song and the Taylor song is decent-ish.