Oddly enough, at my prom (circa 1998), someone was walked around on a leash. You know, because they were “edgy.”

That dress makes me think of this dress:

Didn’t Donna Martin wear a mermaid gown to the West Beverly prom?*

“SHE IS THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY”, he cries into his hands full of semen

JGroff and LMichele reminding me that I’ll never not be a theatre kid

I just took a look at your website because I was curious. Definitely worth a look and shockingly reasonable for a NYC niche designer. I’m looking for a present for myself because why the heck not.

I’m still so confused about how this all went down. I mean, most of us used a different standard for selection, every time we voted. (Mine changed mostly because I just couldn’t remember how I was supposed to vote, and going back to read the first post didn’t help that much...) But yea, I’d hella rather order in and…

I’ll celebrate tonight by making sure Seamless still works

That’s a great idea! I will probably cry with joy if there’s a new non-glitter pigment (no clue why M.A.C. never seems to release LE pigments any longer).There must be a lipstick or gloss named “Red Shirt”, and it would be cool to see a deep blue-black Fluidline with specks of silver - let’s call it “Deep Space”. I’m…

Enterprise saucer section compact.

Tricorder makeup case would be boss.

If they are not using the tag line “Set Faces to Stun-ing” I will be disappointed.

He’s got a big schtick

Same here.

All a prank? My thought:

NAMED Larry. Adele had a beard named Larry. These typos are killing me.

Somewhere, Chris Christie is rocking back and forth in a dimly lit room, surrounded by empty Ring Ding wrappers and empty cans of Cherry 7-Up, presses his chocolate smeared fingers tenderly against the glass of a framed black and white picture of a young, bearded Bruce Springsteen at the Stone Pony in 1976 and…

She doesn’t strike me as the type to be there to make friends anyway.

I want to age like Elizabeth Hurley.

Hey guys I’m doing a dark, gritty reboot of Ducktales.