Does the Daily Mail not get that being annoyed at Blake/Gwen’s affection when they’re being incredibly creepy and intrusive and stalker-ish doesn’t really work all that well? However you feel about their relationship (read: why do you feel about it at all), it’s bizarre to take a paparazzi close-up and then complain…

I inexplicably love this show. It’s like a vacation for my brain, but I find everyone lovable as well. I find myself invested in the characters and their relationships and I kind of hate myself, but whatever. I have other far more admirable qualities that people can focus on.

Oh come on...he was excellent in This Is Where I Leave You. He’s got some chops.

It’s a fancy shampoo/conditioner combo. Never trust those things. There’s a reason god created shampoo and conditioner separately.

Yeah there is nothing creepier than a doll that is always watching you and “moves around at night”. Nope. I will not go to there. I would be more afraid of it than my hypothetical children and none of us would sleep or have a happy christmas season.

I honestly was ASTOUNDED by her recovery. I do not have her kind of fortitude.

That is an unfortunate photo, but she looks a lot different than she did before the shooting. I think her injuries have really effected her ability to be physically active. I’m just happy she looks healthy and active in a great cause. She’s made an absolutely incredible recovery.

Grabby Giffords is an amazing, courageous woman and bless her for doing the right thing. That being said, Congress will never change not will it ever get its act together. Why? Well to paraphrase George Carlin, “everybody says politicians suck. But where do these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky.…

check it. Almost 20 years of Barbie Keepsake ornaments (not pictured are the last few years), one from my mother for every Christmas I’ve been alive. I’ve got the full collection now, from 1990-2015 when they made the last one.

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

There’s a perfume called Geir, and if they haven’t changed the formula in recent years, it smells exactly like woods right after a heavy summer downpour in the afternoon. I used to ride my bike around the neighborhood after summer thunderstorms (which usually meant around six in the evening), and there was this little…

For example, after it rains and the smell of the earth.

...But they didn’t. They showed Mindy struggle while gradually coming to terms with the fact that she was in love with a man who was on such a different page from her. You don’t wake up one morning after starting a life with someone and having a kid with them and suddenly realize they’re terribly wrong for you.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

Due to problems with distraction, the cat’s sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation.

We must introduce him to the CIA Acoustic Kitty.

K, so in 3 days, I have watched 3 seasons of House of Cards and not only am I dreaming of this show at night, I read this and thought, “Oh, Petrov, it still won’t stop me from thinking you’re an asshole.” But that is indeed cute puppeh.

For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

More like Patrón Saint.