Because men don’t have to be. :( 

Sooooooooooo my mother in law has terrible arthritis - do y’all think this would help? 

Also feeling like An Old for getting that Tom Petty ‘Don’t Come Around Here No More’ video joke.

How... how did she get in? 

The trailer I saw made it look pretty cool and I’m interested to see Gaga carry a whole movie. 

I blame Elon

Nicole Kidman! FULL CIRCLE

OH MY GOD YES

Paul Ryan is officially a Disney villain.

I can’t help but think of SJP in SATC saying “it’s a pear shaped diamond...with a gold band”.

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Set it in Queens, and the people actually have to continue to work their real jobs.  

Smith was the hottest BF but Harry was the best man on the show - he was perfect for Charlotte.

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

Do you think they also want to learn how to do other stuff good?

Jennifer Garner posting that video tribute to her chicken (named Regina George!) proves to me she is way cooler than I previously thought and we should hang out.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It is 100% white and 100% Brave New World soma holiday

I don’t even need the MDMA. Just give me a lightly warmed brie and the colors in the rug will be brighter.

I remember hearing 6 dick pimp and it blew my pre-teen mind.