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That’s a good point

I will give you Pitt>Depp for sure

I knew the truth 20 years ago and no one believed me!

Sad Sand Baby is a great band name

Sorry Brad, sculpting + matcha + lighting fires = midlife crisis

I’m 37 I think I’m too old to fall in love with him. But he would be a lovely neighbor boy that could come over and mow the lawn and maybe play guitar and OH NO I’VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM

I always tell my mother when she comes to visit me in NYC I’m going to take her to *insert crazy name of club here* and go into a detailed list of all the weird shit we’re gonna see.

I think it’s great - haters to the left to the left.

HA! I actually LOLd

wat

As a christian, hearing about things like this fills me with a combination of a deep sadness and a deep rage.

Actually if the plot of Life Size 2 was Tyra coming back to life and helping Linds get her shit together, that would be kind of great.

My sis was my MOH and the best thing she did was carry a little packet of tissues, bandaids, chapstick, a granola bar, a tiny sewing kit and one of those tide to go pens. I used all of those items.

Right? The rap on QUEEN is excellent

I am so totally delighted with this news. I do not hate many things or people, but I HATE Bill O’Reilly. Good Riddance to bad rubbish.

Yaaaaasss Queen (of the North)

Where is Bill Going?

Fantastic

Deliverin’ babies in the ocean, don’t try and stop us!

“Pay a steep price for the beasties’ slimy lust” is my favorite news headline ever.