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I think the emoluments clause will still come into play. I hope.

Change talking shit to ‘running from boys trying to chase you’ and I’d vote for that all day long.

I hope every fucking thing in it is true and proven true I am so tired of this manbaby.

Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

This is the best story of all time

What I wouldn’t give to sniff a big old dictionary.

SHES YOUR DAUGHTER! I’M HER MOTHER! WE’RE HER PARENTS!

You’re crazy AND SO AM I

Did James Woods just Kanye Patton Oswalt? Is this sentence even real? 2017 y’all.

COME BACK *sobs

COME ON MCCAIN YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

Right? Seriously, this administration has been one of the main causes I’ve started working out so heavily. Must stay strong to fight the power. Must also stay strong to outrun the inevitable zombie apocalypse when the EPA is shut down and toxic waste turns everyone into zombies. Just thinking ahead.

I’ll take a zombie rising of all Presidents.

I’m rooting for Purple Urkle

OMG Bessie was amazing

As long as the judicial branch remains intact.

Well, then we don’t let the heat die down.

I loved the reaction from the kids on Stranger Things and of course our gal Barb was stunning. (Sorry this pic is massive)