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36 here and yes my girlfriends and I love this show and regularly discuss our future living arrangements. It is literally #squadgoals

The singularity is now.

Martha Stewart on the other hand, has seen it all.

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Our first dance was The Rain Song by Led Zepplin and we danced by ourselves to the first 2/3rd of it and then when it starts rocking out we had everyone join us and it was awesome. The DJ was like ‘You sure you want to do the whole 7 minutes?’ and we were all ‘YES’

No, that’s Beyonce. Taylor’s like the Secretary of State of the Illuminati.

#CakeCulture

Honestly if we could lower the interest rates - that alone would be great.

  • Corey Gamble is paid $300,000 a year to pretend to be Kris Jenner’s boyfriend.

Cuz men don’t have to be good looking if they are rich!

YES. THIS. And I hope more conservative women that are highly regarded in their field continue to come forward and join the fight. We can disagree on fiscal policy, but let’s all agree that women should be treated with equal respect.

I have had a truly and comically evil boss, they do exist.

I’m all over the place. Last week I washed it once so I’m deeply saddened by this dry shampoo news. Other times 3 times a week, sometimes 5 if I’m working out super hard (which, is rare). But I haven’t washed my hair every day in probably 15 years.

WANT. Don’t tell me how much, just let me dream.

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh yes lightly toasted potato bread is the only substitution allowed.

I want one right now. I want one every day for the rest of the summer. My husband always tries to church it up with cheese too and he gets a hard NO from me and an occasional SACRILEGE!

Racey Trassssssh!

YOU GUYS. I can not WAIT for this movie. I started catching episodes mid 90s, smack dab in the middle of high school and my god this show was my EVERYTHING. Sweeties, Darlings, I am so excited.

Gary Fischer 2016

She is busy having hiddlesex she’ll get around to it