I think Davos is going to have to kill Mellisssandre at some point.

In the book? Yes. But in the show? I want Torienne. Briemund?

She’s your daughter! And I’m her Mother! WE’RE HER PAREEEEEENTS AAAAH *sobbing

SAME. Next time someone asks I’m going to tell them about my husband’s double tailed sperm and my acidic vagina (it has a slightly high pH but acid vagina is more fun to say.)

You know what, my IUI docs didnt do that - but they did make me lie still for 10 minutes after. Craaaaaapshoooooot

Good luck with your future mermaid baby! :)

Definite difference in siblings, my sis is so fertile a sneeze gets her pregnant. I’ve been trying for 3 years. C’est la vie.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

OMG yes. Mine is fairly cool about it (or, is now after a few years), but she does suggest some wacky remedies. Current suggestion is boil whole onion, drink water, eat onion. Magic baby potion.

Maybe it was also an ideal for men to separate the aristocracy from the working class? Rich gentlemen could sit inside and read and be pale and wan while poor men had to work in the fields, or other menial jobs where you are outside (which would make them bigger, more muscular, and tan).

Talk about an Illuminati mess

I’m going to need all of Jayne Mansfield’s outfit please and thank you.

DO YOU MEAN MILTON MOOREHEAD? *GASP

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah gross

SKEEEEEEEET skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet. Skeet Ulrich. Skeet. SKET. SKE. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

PERF TOTE IS PERF!

LOL ‘Ariana Grande wishes’

Wow, yay Audra! Damn. Good for you.

I forgot you need time to freak out. You may do so now.

Hot take: Bella > Gigi