Maybe it was also an ideal for men to separate the aristocracy from the working class? Rich gentlemen could sit inside and read and be pale and wan while poor men had to work in the fields, or other menial jobs where you are outside (which would make them bigger, more muscular, and tan).

Talk about an Illuminati mess

I’m going to need all of Jayne Mansfield’s outfit please and thank you.

DO YOU MEAN MILTON MOOREHEAD? *GASP

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah gross

SKEEEEEEEET skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet. Skeet Ulrich. Skeet. SKET. SKE. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

PERF TOTE IS PERF!

LOL ‘Ariana Grande wishes’

Wow, yay Audra! Damn. Good for you.

I forgot you need time to freak out. You may do so now.

Hot take: Bella > Gigi

Spencer Pratt, making sense and making me laugh.

Nope. Be on time. Like a considerate human.

Kris Jenner is Lady Olenna in ALL situations

Sweet bippy this is perfect!

Oh yeah, he’s excellent in Veep. Great character.

Maybe Bridget Moynahan? She recently married a ‘businessman’.

CROTCH CRICKETS

Oooooooooh

‘champagne in my ass’