I cried big loud sobs when the dog died but the vengeance in the rest of the movie is so fucking awesome it made me feel better.

I bind you 2016, bind you from doing harm against others and harm against yourself.

2016 is officially THE WORST.

Save the Empire!

Ick, bleh, barf!

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

His family is Turkish Armenian, so there are some Turkish words thrown in there as well, which makes it even more confusing. But it’s great fun to learn :)

Ahhhh, gotcha. I’m not Armenian but the hubby is - and the language is tough! Most of the words I know have to do with food :)

Ugh, I wish.

gulear keloo = dickhead

Notting Hill rules.

She and her friend must not have had the blood of the Dragon.

Sketchers sketchers sketchers. Sketchers. Skerchers. Skatchers. Sketch. Ske. Ssssssssss. *Falls down dead

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day. Carry on, Palmerston.

SO BASIC

ALL I WANT IS A DARIO WITH A TRIDENT STYLE BLUE BEARD IS THAT SO HARD HOLLYWOOD? Sorry nerd rant over

I love this gif.

I really want to dance with him. Dance all up on him. Yes.

I love that Taylor hates the Biebs. I don’t know why it tickles me so, but it does.

Same here. If I was alone, I would already be in one.