gulear keloo = dickhead

Notting Hill rules.

She and her friend must not have had the blood of the Dragon.

Sketchers sketchers sketchers. Sketchers. Skerchers. Skatchers. Sketch. Ske. Ssssssssss. *Falls down dead

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day. Carry on, Palmerston.

SO BASIC

ALL I WANT IS A DARIO WITH A TRIDENT STYLE BLUE BEARD IS THAT SO HARD HOLLYWOOD? Sorry nerd rant over

I love this gif.

I really want to dance with him. Dance all up on him. Yes.

I love that Taylor hates the Biebs. I don’t know why it tickles me so, but it does.

Same here. If I was alone, I would already be in one.

My prom was in 1998 and my dress looked almost exactly like that gold ballgown in the Seventeen magazine contents page photo at the top of this post. It was awesome and I loved it and I felt like a princess . No regerts.

This video is whaaaaaaa? But I love me some Kiefer, season 1 of 24 is amazing (the rest are meh), and would I? 100% WOULD.

Susan. Susan, no.

#1 I love Bette Midler. #2 I am reading Gaiman’s American Gods and I immediately pictured her as Easter. It works right?

I took my husband’s last name when we got married. I went from a rather English WASPy sounding name to an Armenian one. It was an adjustment but I like it. I do have to spell my last name more often than ever before, and there is the occasional ‘Oh is that Armenian are you Armenian?’ conversation where I have to say…

The Kardashians are my Michigan State basketball team all over again.

I go back and forth between J’adore Dior and anything Issey Miyaki. This is what I am wearing now (from the Nordstrom website):

I’m just here for the pugs (give them to me).

I know a guy that was in jail there and it’s still jail man. He is in for a rude awakening.