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Did Tyga at least pay for that weak ass bow?

ME TOO I was just thinking I need to go shopping son, like two weeks. All the new fall stuff is out and its all dark and warm and burgandy and I love it

You can always put more clothes on!

FALL IS BEST ARE YOU KIDDING ME JEANS AND SWEATERS AND LEAVES AND HALLOWEEN AND THANKSGIVING AND NOT PAYING OUT THE BUTT FOR AC AND NOT SWEATING AND NO HOT CITY STINK

Flat shoe question. I wear the dexflex flats but there isn’t much support on those things. I have had a pain in my calf for MONTHS now, I am wondering if it because of the flats? Would insoles help?

Flat shoe question. I wear the dexflex flats but there isn’t much support on those things. I have had a pain in my

Olivia and I make tater tots the same way. Also, I thought that the Bethany Frankel picture went with the Yoko Ono tweet. I thought Yoko looked...different.

I got to work with Christy at my old job and she is super classy and nice and awesome.

Yes please! I love her. She’s like a combo between Janis Joplin and BB King.

I am an old but I very much enjoy Walk the Moon! And Awkward is pretty great.

“Levels” all day erry day. This song is fun. The video is ridic but there’s an elevator so I can get it. I had an old BF that would like to ‘punk’ people in weird ways so the Beiber video made me think of that and no, no thank you.

SERENITY NOW

Yes. This. Yes.

Ooooooooooooh I like this. And he’s from the land shaped like a hand!

Honestly, money is THE BIGGEST issue that you will fight about. Think long and hard before entering into a permanent situation with him.

My husband is very self sufficient, with the exception of having no idea how to do the laundry. I’ll give him a pass on that because we live in an apartment and we spring for dry cleaners/drop off laundry. It is our one luxury. I barely remember how to do it.

Oh man, tell your manager about the starbucks a-hole, they should throw him out. That’s absurd.

It’s Dwayne. He’s just SO CHARMING. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

This season is a big pile of UGH. And where DID Paul’s scars come from? Why a bird mask though? Wait are those the Mexican drug guys? What about the other Mexican guys were they in a death cult? What about Chessani’s daughter? What other creepy shit went down at Panticapaeum? True Detective Season 3 is going to be

You know what infuriates me the most about Chanel’s tweet? Using LMAO at the beginning. It means Laughing My Ass Off, Chanel. Are you? Are you laughing your ass off at your bruises? I don’t think you are. Same goes for people that type LOL indiscriminately.

Oh he didn’t get the job. He was a dum dum. But I did what I could.