Best word of booze related advice anyone ever gave me is this: Martinis are like boobs, one is not enough, three is too many.

Now THIS is the Jem and the holograms movie that I want. Obvi Madonna and crew are the Misfits to Tay’s Jem. MAKE IT HAPPEN HOLLYWOOD

Am I going to be alone in saying uniforms for everyone? Maybe uniforms paid for by the school? And no skirts just pants and shorts across the board. Am I in communist China? Maybe?

Yes! I like the original flavor.

Yes! I like the original flavor.

Sooooooo I feel like there is no way that Jon Snow is really dead, he’s such a pivotal character I think that he is going to 1)warg into Ghost and be a wolf for a little bit and then 2)be resurrected by Mellissandre (why else is she at the wall) to either 3) lead the fight against the white walkers OOOORRRRR somehow…

WINNIE! Bridget was my fave. She was also secretly (or not so secretly) older than all the other girls AND she had a Master’s degree in...something? Journalism? I loved her. She seemed really genuinely nice and just riding out the weird roller coaster she was on.

My parents did that for me, I turned out totes fine. High IQ and everything. Go for it!

Ugh Mike and Jessica should get divorced. And Asifa and Bobby need to break up. I love the show but I really only want to hang out with Asa and Reza. Is...is any one else watching this show with me?

Damn! Note to self, drink more water, moisturize, stay out of sun.

I’m flying Delta in August WHO DO I BELIEVE?

Totally. Dorne is sofa king cool in the books and in the show it’s just so laaaaaaaaaaame.

Agreed! Even though I hate what happened, makes sense. I do wonder what he think’s he’ll do for heirs now, maybe he assumes he will have more because he thinks he is Azhor Assai. But now I’m predicting a win over the Boltons but Stannis will be killed by Brienne.

I posted this over on IO9 but it needs to be said again re: STANNIS

Oh man, how great would it have been if it never stopped being 1996.

WOULD

Ugh, I hate the term fag hag. Let’s retire fag hag.

A girl SHOULD be called Cat!

There is only one god, the Many Faced God, Valar Morghulis.

Oh, I like the parent of us all. Very cool.

Ugh its sooooo goooooood. So good.