Just thinking about Silent All These Years makes me tear up.

Important question, is it the Classic flavor only? I have the Supremely Spicy hummus, will that kill me too? SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

I think we know what he was running for, his life.

I wonder, are these Kardashian approved stories? Because if I was Kourtney, or Kendall, or hell even Scott I would sue if this was made up. Unless Kris orchestrated it all? Which is possible. I can’t with these people. Oh, excuse me, kan’t.

Ex squeeze me? Baking powder? A HOT FOR TEACHER THEMED NIGHT? What in the hell?!?!?!?!

Oh god swine flu on a plane that sounds like hell.

Holy shit.

THE WOOOOORST. Did you get the weird neck pain? I had this unbelievable pain in my neck and between my shoulder blades. And so so so sweaty. I felt, green? I don't know does that make sense?

My husband and I had our honeymoon in Mexico, right when the swine flu hit. We had heard reports before the wedding and the day we were supposed to fly out there was a restriction on travel. Not an out and out ban, but it was highly suggested that Americans should not travel to Mexico. Swine Flu central was Mexico…

Tom hasn’t seen Suri in a year because she is a ‘Suppressive Person’! I agree, I think Tom is a true believer and John has gotten sucked in and can’t get out.

I still don’t like licorice but I married into an Armenian family and the ouzo and raki have grown on me. But maybe that’s just because they are strong as hell and I enjoy a good buzz.

That is truly batshit.

1) Are we not talking about the mustache? THE GLORIOUS MUSTACHE?

I know you didn’t mean it this way but I’m LOL-ing over here thinking about babies being so ‘basic’. “Like, ugh, that baby, so basic, in her baby Uggs and like what is she even wearing. Oh like surprise, surprise EVERYONE has Sophie the giraffe ugh, so basic.”

Zig - Ah - Zig DUH!

I have found my new favorite thing on the internet. Thank you kind stranger.

This song just got me pregnant.

You know what? I LIKE them together. Basing it purely on that photo and on their chemistry in the show. Go ahead you crazy kids.

Oh man SHONEY’S! Are those still around?

Pictures?