Nope. You don't need one. Just be calm, and plan WITH your partner, I didn't use one and it is 100% doable.

$32,000 Long Island New York, 2009 and it was magical as hell. 110 guests. We got some great deals and didn't really splurge on the wedding. We were nice and pretty laid back so we got some perks, like a chocolate liquor bar. We didn't order it they just wheeled one out for us. We got married at The Fox Hollow in…

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I went to a Warped tour riiiiiight before Blink-182 became famous. I saw this random band rocking out and a girl took her top off and the band stopped, applauded her, and then proceeded to improv a song about milk (and, um where it comes from). I was 16 so I was half grossed out and half impressed.

I know. I might have thrown the book across the room when it happened.

In the Game of Marriage, you win or you die...alone.

I'm reading Game of Thrones books right now and in my brain the title of this article is, "You know nothing, New Grads."

We were at a Mexican resturaunt and my mom, maybe 45 at the time, asked the 17 year old waiter if he had flans tonight, but she pronounced it 'flan' instead of 'flahn'. The waiter got a flusterd look and said "um...I...don't think so, but you should know I have a girlfriend". Apparently he thought she asked him if he…

I love Azaelia's "212"! The lyrics are drrrrrrrrrrty and the beat is sick! I'm not suprised Ms. Prada was toe tapping along.

Me too - Ginsberg has really grown on me.

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Stop trying to make 'canoodling' happen. It's not going to happen.

Oh yeah totally - I agree with that 100% That's what I want to happen.

As a Christian, this is the shit that really pisses me off.

I had a roommate (that I did not know very well - it was a craigs list set up) that wrote me an email about the loud sex I was having with my new boyfriend. I was so embarrassed but I think the roomie and I handled it in the most mature way possible. We talked it out, I apologized, and moved the bed away from the wall…

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Me too me too!

But would she come back? Maybe for the kids? Not for Betty surely.

Looking at the other stories on the covers is also really interesting. Jennifer Anniston was making John Mayer jealous in 2008, and Mimi was preggo! And Kate Walsh got divorced - remember that? Neither do I.