Stop trying to make 'canoodling' happen. It's not going to happen.

Oh yeah totally - I agree with that 100% That's what I want to happen.

As a Christian, this is the shit that really pisses me off.

I had a roommate (that I did not know very well - it was a craigs list set up) that wrote me an email about the loud sex I was having with my new boyfriend. I was so embarrassed but I think the roomie and I handled it in the most mature way possible. We talked it out, I apologized, and moved the bed away from the wall…

It is known

It is known

Me too me too!

But would she come back? Maybe for the kids? Not for Betty surely.

Looking at the other stories on the covers is also really interesting. Jennifer Anniston was making John Mayer jealous in 2008, and Mimi was preggo! And Kate Walsh got divorced - remember that? Neither do I.

You know it's going to be Shiloh. And it's going to be awesome.

The seed is strong?

I LOVE Tori Spelling. She's a nutbar wrapped in Mommy issues dipped in witty self depricating humor. I love her. Did you guys ever watch So NoTORIous? It was a bizzare mockumentary about her real/fake life and it ruled.

I saw it Nathan! I saw it! We can talk about it any time. No really. Please call me.

That makes me sad.

What crazy magic is making the camera look all warp-y?

It's not going to happen!

If I ever actually met him in person I would FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'll be in my bunk...

Oooooooooh OK - that makes more sense.

I bet the first groovy will come from Pete. And I really hope it's when Pete is trying to sell something to a hip new account and they think he's too old to be using words like that. I'm expecting a full fledged early mid life crisis for Pete this year.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhh guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrll...!!!!!!!!!!