I actually really like the Coco tweets. She inspires me to have body acceptance, she rocks her curves and i think she looks great. She seems really nice too, seems to have a good marriage, seems happy and I'm happy for her.

What I wouldn't give for Jon Hamm to be my new drinking buddy

I have a friend whose baby died at 7 months who had to go through the process of labor BY HERSELF (husband was at work doc needed to get the baby out for mother's health). If she wanted a birth certificate for her child I see no reason why she couldn't. It is a good option that can help the momumental grieving process…

Oooooooooo slutsickles, I like that!

I watched this last night, she was great! Funny, Beautiful, Crackin wise and looking very happy. Makes me want to move to Hawaii and live with the "hippies and visionaries" and work on her farm.

I'll take it over outright racism and hatred shown by the other candidates.

Damn it Grace don't you make me side with Bill f***ing O'Reilly!!!!!! Don't you do it!!!!!!!

Jean crotch is the only thing I febreeze

Well said, and good luck to you, you sound like a good Mom to me.

She doesn't always drink beer, but when she does...

Hearted for Guffman! I'm just going to go home and bite my pillow.

Brock rules. Can he be someone's little brother on Glee?

When I was a kid we had a little shih tzu named Little Princess Golden Muffin. She was a purebred and her parents were King something something and Queen something something so we just went with it. We called her Muffin for short, somehow her name morphed into Muzzy, then Puzzy and then somehow Puzzy Zulu Warrior.

Oh my god that's terrible! My sister had mastitis after she gave birth and was in terrible pain and actually had to be hospitalized (allergic reaction to the medication). I couldn't imagine what it must have been like to watch your child by yourself while not taking any pain medication. Sorry to hear about the…

Oh my god. That was absurd. Fat Lee made me lololol all day long. And then poof - no more fat Lee.

I can fly twice as hiiiiigggghhhhh

Hello my name is kkatt and I am a diet coke addict. I am also a nicotine addict. I think it will be easier to give up smoking than diet soda. No nicotine makes me cranky but no caffiene makes me want to kill everyone.

You can still eat mushrooms and drink 5ths of rum on a Tuesday in your 30's #speakingfromexperience

"Don't be a dick"

I LOVED this. LOVED it. I have a younger sister and we had this argument all the time. My parents were pretty good about fairness but I still kid around with my parents about how when I was 9 my bedtime got moved from 8pm to 9pm and my sister's did too when she was only 8 years old. THAT was totally not fair. NOT…