She doesn't always drink beer, but when she does...

Hearted for Guffman! I'm just going to go home and bite my pillow.

Brock rules. Can he be someone's little brother on Glee?

When I was a kid we had a little shih tzu named Little Princess Golden Muffin. She was a purebred and her parents were King something something and Queen something something so we just went with it. We called her Muffin for short, somehow her name morphed into Muzzy, then Puzzy and then somehow Puzzy Zulu Warrior.

Oh my god that's terrible! My sister had mastitis after she gave birth and was in terrible pain and actually had to be hospitalized (allergic reaction to the medication). I couldn't imagine what it must have been like to watch your child by yourself while not taking any pain medication. Sorry to hear about the…

Oh my god. That was absurd. Fat Lee made me lololol all day long. And then poof - no more fat Lee.

I can fly twice as hiiiiigggghhhhh

Hello my name is kkatt and I am a diet coke addict. I am also a nicotine addict. I think it will be easier to give up smoking than diet soda. No nicotine makes me cranky but no caffiene makes me want to kill everyone.

You can still eat mushrooms and drink 5ths of rum on a Tuesday in your 30's #speakingfromexperience

"Don't be a dick"

I LOVED this. LOVED it. I have a younger sister and we had this argument all the time. My parents were pretty good about fairness but I still kid around with my parents about how when I was 9 my bedtime got moved from 8pm to 9pm and my sister's did too when she was only 8 years old. THAT was totally not fair. NOT…

Another one I would add as a 30something: talk to your parents. Your relationship changes with them the older you get and I feel I've hit a really good stride with my folks. You are finally able to communicate with them as adults and they usually have good insight on adult problems. Of course if your parents suck this…

cotd!

Not weird at all. They handled the devestation with grace and importantly, order. If something like that happened in NYC there would be total chaos.

I still don't have sex in my parent's house and I'm married and in my 30's.

We'll have to be careful or they'll be reading OUR u-goog-a-lees

Agreed - why isn't CPS involved? And shame on you MTV for taping it.

If I wasn't a drunk I'd perform more often

Martha Plimpton don't care. Martha Plimpton don't give a shit

She has her own guns thank you very much.