Story of his life, man.

I love oprah@oprah.oprah. Her new phone number is you picking up the phone and saying "Oprah" into the dialtone. You text "Oprah" to send messages and tweets to Oprah. Oprah Oprah Oprah.

Do it. GO! LIVE! I'm 31 and while I love my life I wish I had done something like that when I was young and unmarried.

"Pull my finger" by Justin Bieber

Do it! Read it! It's awesome. Well written, great lead female character, amazing story.

I need to join your support group. I gave my hotmail email to the wonderfully gay receptionist at the hair salon and he said "Hotmail? Ooooooh it's retro. I get it."

2050 huh? I'll be 70. Sweet.

Yup. Scary. I like going once a year and I really hope that I'm not going to have to fight my insurance company to get it covered.

She's not totally wrong on the America as a corporation statement, as sad as it is. Money runs this country, money gets shit done. Lobbyists give/ raise money for certain groups, those groups get behind legislature, and those bills get passed in congress because they were "paid" for. We're capitalists and we're the…

That's insane. And even if she is a survivor, something terrible had to happen for her to survive it. And she carries it around every day. If you had cancer and then you became a cancer survivor, that doesn't mean you never had cancer and never had the psychological impact of having cancer affect your present life and…

How great would it be if she won an oscar, not for being a romantic lead, a overbearing mother, or a crazy bitch, but for being totally kick-ass! Hey Hollywood, more roles like this for women please.

Wait a minute - we can create ozone? Could we maybe put some up in the big hole in the atmosphere that everyone used to care about?

The theme music by Randy Newman is going to be just delightful.

Oh seriously. The end? COME ON! Really? REALLY? Ugh.

The Room made me cry and gave me a stomach ache because of the tension. Also, I thought The Lovely Bones was really sad.

You know what would be great? If The Real Houswives of Wherever franchise helped pay for this kid's medical bills. And Slade gets dumped and possibly arrested. Everybody wins!

I thought it looked like a glazed doughnut!

My husband and I got into a lengthy discussion about this (I'm Team Tate, he's team school to my shock and horror). In Hubby's defense, he grew up next to his high school in Queens and really hated it when kids would deface the building. The building was tagged all the time and kids would brag about who did it and why…

Along that vein 'Troy and Abed in the Moooooooorning!'

My parents. They are 100% there for each other, 100% honest with each other, and 100% in love with each other. I think they are excellent partners because they are excellent people. It's awesome. And the older I get the more I recognize it and appriciate it.