Wait a minute - we can create ozone? Could we maybe put some up in the big hole in the atmosphere that everyone used to care about?

The theme music by Randy Newman is going to be just delightful.

Oh seriously. The end? COME ON! Really? REALLY? Ugh.

The Room made me cry and gave me a stomach ache because of the tension. Also, I thought The Lovely Bones was really sad.

You know what would be great? If The Real Houswives of Wherever franchise helped pay for this kid's medical bills. And Slade gets dumped and possibly arrested. Everybody wins!

I thought it looked like a glazed doughnut!

My husband and I got into a lengthy discussion about this (I'm Team Tate, he's team school to my shock and horror). In Hubby's defense, he grew up next to his high school in Queens and really hated it when kids would deface the building. The building was tagged all the time and kids would brag about who did it and why…

Along that vein 'Troy and Abed in the Moooooooorning!'

My parents. They are 100% there for each other, 100% honest with each other, and 100% in love with each other. I think they are excellent partners because they are excellent people. It's awesome. And the older I get the more I recognize it and appriciate it.

Y'all need to rent Fat Actress right now (it's on netflix). It is... insane, wonderful, bizarre, funny, polarizing, and weird. I might just love it. Maybe. In any case it's an interesting look at weight/dating/working in Hollywood.

GAH SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!

This. Yes. You have made my Friday with an AbFab reference.

I think "Margaret Cho's Pug" is a great indie rock band name

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

I thought it was abolishing medicare!

All any of us want is a partner that knows when to use your or you're, there or their. Everything else is up for negotiation.

Yes! I remember how the article said that she would fall over due to the weight of her breasts.

I have never been more jealous of a monkey. Lucky monkey.

I'm pretty sure I was at that rave in '96

I'd like to see the fulll face to get the idea of how this would look in 'real life'. Not that I would wear it to the office but I'm curious.