This is a little too clockwork orange for me. Hand cane looks like something from the milk bar. Yikes.

@whomisjane: You know - it's times like these when I feel we should tennage girl specific "It's gets better" videos. High school is way too much drama but for real, it gets so much better.

@dragon_tamer: Have you seen Sliding Doors? Really good under-rated movie.

Has anyone actually used proactive? I'm 30 and I still get pimples and it's getting freakin ridiculous. Does it actually work or am I just getting sucked in by Katy Perry and Julienne Hough? Anyone have any other good acne treatment stuff? The pimple post got me thinking about it...

Is it really called a Birquini? Seems like a western name. And also, I wonder can female life guards only save females? Genuinely curious.

@vox_rowan: YES! YEEEEEEES! So does this pick up after Caprica? So excited!

@weirdette: I've got your DOG!

OMG J Lo isn't too tan she's HISPANIC! Good Lord.

The only man I will let photograph my feet is Rex Ryan.

UGH. The fact I can't buy that polka dot dress gives me the sad. :(

@carrilloeryan: :) This made me smile. Continue to be a good friend. I am proud of her too.

They're evangelical Christian? Really? Funny how my evangelical Christian parents wouldn't let me wear half of the stuff that Forever 21 sold when I was in high school.

@pop culture reference: Excellent question. I try to have the coat off before I get into the lobby. But I'm in NYC and it's easier to do that here than say - anywhere else.

I think the O'Reily Factor is the most dangerous show on TV for children. Next thing you know kids will be racist assholes, yelling at other kids that look/act different from them! Glenn Beck should also be banned! Kids will start using crazy pants logic to try to win arguments! Everyone will be writing on blackboards…

@mordicai: AAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA yes - thank you

@staunchlymolly: I want Joel McHale to replace Regis!

@maharani: She handled that so well. If I was a new starlet and RDJ was looking at me like that I would have been nowhere near as cool.

Fishes unite! I'm not bearing water for anyone!

@1girl: "Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo."

@1girl: I love Face Off - that movie is crazypants. John Travolta AND Nic Cage, oh yes, oh hell yes.