UGH. The fact I can't buy that polka dot dress gives me the sad. :(

@carrilloeryan: :) This made me smile. Continue to be a good friend. I am proud of her too.

They're evangelical Christian? Really? Funny how my evangelical Christian parents wouldn't let me wear half of the stuff that Forever 21 sold when I was in high school.

@pop culture reference: Excellent question. I try to have the coat off before I get into the lobby. But I'm in NYC and it's easier to do that here than say - anywhere else.

I think the O'Reily Factor is the most dangerous show on TV for children. Next thing you know kids will be racist assholes, yelling at other kids that look/act different from them! Glenn Beck should also be banned! Kids will start using crazy pants logic to try to win arguments! Everyone will be writing on blackboards…

@mordicai: AAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA yes - thank you

@staunchlymolly: I want Joel McHale to replace Regis!

@maharani: She handled that so well. If I was a new starlet and RDJ was looking at me like that I would have been nowhere near as cool.

Fishes unite! I'm not bearing water for anyone!

@1girl: "Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo."

@1girl: I love Face Off - that movie is crazypants. John Travolta AND Nic Cage, oh yes, oh hell yes.

I love Ron Perlman - anyone watching Sons of Anarchy? He is brilliant in it. Ron and Katy Segal take the cake.

You know what I love about this commercial? The end where the kid asks, "Do I have blingatude?" and everyone pauses and then says, "YEAH!" It's kind of awesome to see kids being nice to each other instead of being snarky brats. Maybe I'm crazy but it made me smile.

I AM the housekeeper for my tiny three room apartment.

@Librahawk: Seriously. I need John Cusak, Will Smith, Sigourney Weaver and Harrison Ford in a helicopter asap.

Semi First Lady

@ZioZio: Uncle Jesseeeeeeeeeeeee!

@OlivePenelope: That should be everyone's #1 requirement

@summerisnotaverb: I felt that way when I was younger too (5'10 here). But my 5'9 hubby is awesome and loves it when I wear a pair of tall heels.

@palegirl: Ooooh girl I love those. And for a limited time only! That's why they taste so good. I think a Cadbury creme egg in September would be not as tasty.