Horseshoes and hand grenades.

beated

7,000,000-to-1; I am never using scissors again. Ms. Stereotypicalfirstgradeteacher... be damned.

All of my friends are pushing 30 and living in a basement. While I envy them in a grass is always greener without a mortgage, wife, and child kind of way, I certainly wouldn't dare take investment advice from them.

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33cl = ~11 US fluid ounces. 12oz of Heineken (lager) has ~150 calories. Even Heineken light lager has 99 calories per 12oz.

That is a super cool gated shifter. What car is that?

"Normally I hate to use this argument" You should have gone with your gut on this one.

Speaking of cars, money and Europe. I'd like to spend some Euro in exchange for a few laps of a track in an Italian supercar around Bologna/Modena/Imola. Anyone have any experience in a tourist "take a spin of our track in our Balboni Gallardo" package?

Which is exactly my point. The guy driving the nice truck isn't in need of work gloves.

The guy driving the 68K trunk is damn sure not wearing work gloves.

Windows 8 looks like it is going to be mighty awesome on a tablet. It would be great for everyone (America Fuck Yeah!) to have Mr Softy in the race again.

You don't fly twice per week every week for work... Many people do.

So are you saying I should call bullshit on the fact that my new dish washing detergent cleans 2.67 million times better than the leading brand?!?

Why can't nat gas produce constant energy?

If my parents sprung for an RC car like that, I probably wouldn't have doused it in gas, lit it on fire, and driven it off a ramp into a pond. Probably...

worth it...

What is the exchange rate from Google Bucks to Schrute bucks?

I assume you are referring to the billions of incontinent elderly people enjoying all that golden sun shine this time o year.

We'd be willing to sweeten the deal by tossing in Bermuda and either Trinidad or Tobago, but not both...