2016... the year when even the Rockettes became political. Thanks Trump.

Bravo!

I want them to show up in a rainbow of pantsuits.

#freetherockettes !

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

The former waitress, who said she has been unemployed since 2004, spoke in a soft voice and told the judge she is receiving Social Security disability assistance.

KITTY!

YAS!

Can you spoil this for me and tell me if any cats get injured or die, cuz I can’t do that, nope

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

Stop. We’re still reeling from the loss of our artisanal mayonnaise store.

I learned long ago that voting has little to do with excitement or perfect match so much as making sure the biggest asshole doesn’t get into office.

As a straight dude, I’m not sure I would even turn down NPH...

I tried watching that documentary about cats on Netflix but 2 sec in there’s a closeup of a cat. On a 55" screen it was huge and scared the everliving fuck out of my normally brave girl cat.

I used to have a life-sized panther plushie. My cat loved it. She would cuddle under him like a kitten under its mother.

My dog barks at objects that have been moved when she wasn’t paying attention. Like the flowers on my coffee table she spent 5 minutes growling at yesterday. Or the time i brought up a load of laundry from the basement and set it on the stairs to bring up (cuz I’m lazy) the next time I went into my bedroom and she…

Me too! I used to walk my dog by this life-size, stone statue of a collie, and my dog would always sniff its butt and then look at me like “WTF?”. Every. Time.

I’m more concerned about the sweaters and how Ugly Christmas Sweaters have officially been ruined. Ugly Christmas sweater goodness has COMPLETELY lost its appeal now that you can buy “ugly sweaters” in just about any store.

I found out I have two new phobias this year: trypophobia and whatever this is.

The knocking is coming from inside the ship!