Well, people fill lockets with cremains these days so, not weird?

This country will never forget Trump, that’s for sure.

Trump thinks Washington only had an Iphone 6, so......

It’s like leaving a baby on the street? Is she fucking stupid? I guess she kills half a baby every month when her body expels an egg. And men, they kill millions of half babies every time they ejaculate!

What the FUCK is wrong with people? Like how much of an asshole do you have to be to not realize that this cruel?

I do a big clean and organization before I leave for a trip so I can come home to a nice place and just relax.

It’s essentially a lab experiment. We are bizarre creatures.

They can’t know the time? That is some weird-level shit.

Wow. Thanks for writing this. My mother went through a similar situation after her heart bypass. She was sedated and on a ventilator for a long time, and was in an out for a while after they removed her from them. She had a hard time distinguishing between dream and reality during that time. She talked about seeing fou…

He actually has impressive finger dexterity going on there. The pinky fingers expecially.

Exactly. Now stop pressing those keys and pet me!

There were at least two episodes of a show about “mystery illnesses” that turned out to be caused by a bristle from these brushes wreaking havoc on the body. I can’t remember the name of the show (Mystery Diagnosis maybe?).

My mother wanted to go to a taping of the View (I know, I know), so I got on a list for tickets. We finally get a date, but can’t go due to health reasons on her part. It turned out to be a day Ann Coulter was there. I thanked my mother profusely for having that very minor and temporary health issue because I would…

Duh. Just have your personal assistant watch your kid! So, they have less time to schedule your spa appointments for you. You have to sacrifice something!

Right? And I’m sure there aren’t any other tapes just like it lurking in his basement.

There is nothing that isn’t heartbreaking, bizarre, and depressing about this whole situation.

Exactly. It was hard witnessing his behavior safely through a screen at 45. Can’t imagine a 15 year-old being locked in the same room as him when he does this, or worse. That was a fucking nightmare.

“I need someone to help me not have a big heart, because my heart is so big people betray me.”

Michael Jackson from beyond the grave?

That was freaking disturbing. Pitiful. Ugh. And to have teenagers being subjected that shit show all the time? So disgustingly wrong in every possible way.