This is the least surprising news I’ve heard all week.

Thanks for making me want to throw up breakfast.

She was drinking the drink of middle-aged soccer moms? Oh, the horror.

I guess try one?

Ummmmmm. I friggin thought that was Melenia! Man, there are some serious daddy issues going on there.

Or, we can just not care? I don’t understand the appeal of these ceremonies.

That is just heartbreaking.

Didn’t Ted Nugent do the same thing? What the fuck is wrong with them?

I’m pretty sure that the consensus is that you aren’t fooling anyone.

Nuts.

But notice that’s not what he did! He took the video evidence, picked up the girl, and never contacted the police! You’re arguing something that didn’t happen! Why are you trying to defend what he did, when what he did was completely lie to her!?

Please tell me your kidding? You’re turning this into “so a MAN can’t ask a 13 year old for a tape of child rape, but a WOMAN somehow can?” argument? Are you kidding me? I don’t care if the stranger is a man or woman, pervert or good samaritan, there is NO SITUATION where it is ok to ask a girl to film her next rape…

It’s not the man’s responsibility to “prove” to the cops that this girl is being abused, that is the cop’s job. In no universe can someone say to a cop “Oh, hey, I authorized this girl to make this illegal video of her being raped because I figured you guys are too inept to investigate it properly.” They’d put you in…

Does it matter? His intentions were dispicable regardless of the “legality” of the videotaping. There was zero reason to request a video and every reason to call the police instead.

Iwould take a ghost over this any day. ANY DAY!

Or Dr. Pimple Popper. Made the mistake of landing on that during a channel surf.

You have to go to the source of the problem though, which is getting more restorative sleep. Earplugs, white noise machines, sleep apnea test, precription med, etc. It takes a while to figure out, but its worth it.

The original Richard was a dick?

I wrote back that its not really painful for men to get kicked in the nuts, they’re just imagining it is because they watched too many dick kick clips on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

I once saw a comment by a guy who claimed that PMS and PMS pain was a culturally-induced phenomenon. See, he explained to everyone that we women are just making up having pain and other symptoms because we just want to feel special and part of a group. We are only pretending to have cramps, ladies! That made me laugh…