Assistance dogs need to be comfortable around other critters, even critters that steal their toys, eat their food, and bite them in the butt.

Hey, keep your hands on the table, you pervert.

Then get on board with paid maternity and paternity leave and universal healthcare, as well as education funding and social services.Oh, and livable wages so that people don’t have to use food stamps and other kinds of government assistance.

British accents - form your words in the middle of your mouth. Americans form them right at the front.

Exactly. I go slow, but its other drivers that I really worry about. Last year a car coming in the opposite directed drifted/slid into my lane. If I had been a few seconds ahead we would have collided or I would have gone into a ditch.

Personally, I would be more frightened if they DIDN’T think these things about him. Anyone who thinks this man is sane and capable of the job is insane themselves and should not be trusted with any kind of important job.

And I’m sure these people also believe that the girls seduced him, and him being a man and all, it’s hard for a guy to turn that down, you know?

Dear God, his supporters are stupid. Who falls for this crap?

I have a teeny tiny ceramic Christmas tree that I put on top of the fridge. Keeps my mom from being totally disappointed in me.

Pussies? How about they are brave for doing the right thing even though it hurts them short term? Republicans have droned on for decades about morals and family values, but are now completely abandoning any claim to either virtue. They’re turning into the party of leaches and degenerates. The Dems are saying that they…

Yes, because me commenting on the aging process means that this person should want their parents to die. Right. This kid has unreal expectations, that’s all. He wants his aging parents to take him out for day long excursions and entertain him 24/7. News flash, they’re not the parents of young kids anymore. They’ve…

Parents grow old, slow down, and get comfy in their routine. It has little to do with you. Really, they LIKE being at home all the time. They spent their whole lives working and raising kids and its time for a break.

Well, yeah they should return it! Billionaire’s need their tax breaks after all!

I was gonna say! First, soak your feet in some warm water and epsom salts, and then take a midday nap in a recliner with some calm music, or a good podcast. Perfect December break.

That’s why I said it was a dream scenario. A girl can have dreams can’t she!?

Gotta love these “values voters”. They really need to be dispersed and integrated into different gene pools.

Dream scenario, highly unlikely, but theoretically possible. 2018 - Dems take House and Senate. Feb 2019 - Mueller proves all Russian roads led to Pence and Trump. They get impeached. Pelosi is prez.

Horrible idea. First, will never be used for everyone, just those who could pay dearly. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg says it will be available to everyone, that’s total bullshit. We all know it won’t. Second, shouldn’t we focus on improving the day-to-day lives of everyone, i.e. starving people, people in war…

Are the creators of this service 12? How can anyone who is NOT 12 or under think this is a remotely funny thing?

Or they’re buying a million dollar+ house with an ocean view and then are disappointed that the kitchen cabinets aren’t white.