There’s an old picture of my mom as a toddler sitting on a “retired” electric chair in the 1940's. Creepy. As. Fuck.

English major?

What? Does this school not have science teachers? Do they teach creationism and flat earth there? Was the superintendent recently released from a cult?

Facebook freaks the fuck out of me. The suggested videos/stories, etc. that show up on my feed are related to google searches that I had recently done. Also, I think they recommend friends based on who you are physically near at a given time. My counselor, who I know would not look up my Facebook account, showed up…

News-free weekends. For better or worse I didn’t find out about Charlottesville until Monday morning. I can keep up five days of worry, but not seven. No is supposed to handle Trump, i.e. right-wing bullshit news 24/7. No one. Take a break folks.

So are the senders guys in the immediate area who are looking for a response from a specific woman? Or is it something they do from a distance to random people? I’m not tech savvy, sorry.

“Heather Heyer: Woman Killed in Road Rage Incident was a Fat, Childless 32-Year-Old Slut.”

Wow. Just wow.

They just took a shot.

I totally don’t have an issue with people not getting flu vaccines, unless they’re around children or the elderly all the time, which yeah you should. But, the reason you may not be getting the flu is not just because of isolation and a good immune system, but because other people are getting the flu vaccine therefore…

Right?! CBS comedies suck. Except for Mom because Allison Janney is the best and can do no wrong.

He could burn a flag, take a piss on it, make up his own flag, and his supporters would still love him.

Noooo. My cat’s nickname is Mr Handsome. He is having none of this sharing names thing.

Jeez, people, it’s not Donald’s fault that these kids were born poor and unsuccessful. They should have chosen better and richer parents like all republicans managed to do.

Yeah, it would be very difficult to say that to someone who is in the depths of grief, which is why overall education on the subject is necessary so no one goes down that route in those circumstances. There are so many ways though to honor the life of a loved one. Actually preserving habitats for critters and not…

It’s like people who release balloons that will go to a loved one “heaven”. No, it will most likely end up choking a baby bird to death. Please don’t choke baby birds. I highly doubt your loved one will want that either.

If I fucking hear one more conservative asshole say that we shouldn’t have to help or take in refugees I’m going to fucking shove copies of this article down their throats. People in other countries are being tortured, raped and killed in the most unimaginable of circumstances and they come here, or to Europe, or any…

I actually don’t know anymore. But you’d have to get in line behind me if I did ;)

Yep. I dated a man with a penis that was probably in the single digits percentile of length and width. However, he was the best at everything else. The best. Ever. My God he was the best. Did I mention that he was the best? He was the best. Ever.

I wish I made enough money to get away with shit like this at work.