I also recommend informing bosses about any “minor” issues as sson as you can because they can grow into “major” issues very easily. I thought I could handle a problem with a vendor myself and never took it to my boss. I thought I was doing my job by saving her from having to worry about it. It actually turned into a…

I guess all woman should be issued pussy protectors upon entering the White House these days.

Good for you. I know if I was stuck in this mortal plane for all eternity, I wouldn’t spend it haunting my own apartment. I’d be off to Maui to hang out with all the cool ghosts.

Exactly. I’d take the job and my first order of business would be to hide headless snakes in the 7 year-old’s bed and whisper to the 5 year-old that he/she will get an endless supply of candy every time he/she rats out the 7 year-old.

Or popcorn if you’re the Brady kids.

I wonder if they’ll talk about what they experienced. Even if there are no “ghosts”, your mind must seriously fuck with you in a situation like that.

I found out I was claustrophobic when I was on a tour of a cave in the UK and the group suddenly came to a halt right when we had to crouch to walk through a low part. I flipped. The fact that I couldn’t stand up or back out made me panic. I was shaking and crying. I will never go into a place like that again.

Not enough money in the world would make me go down there.

What if we can train the whales and turtles to form the words “We are all blessed to be on the planet with Donald Trump” with their bodies in the water while Trump flew over them in his golden helicopter? Will that stroke his ego enough? 

Sorcery for good!

Sigh. There’s always one in every crowd. Good for you. ;)

“Access” is the key word. It’s another word for “If you can afford it, you can have it. If you can’t, that’s YOUR fault.”. Just like their healthcare plan.

Jesus Christ. The republicans aren’t just unpatriotic assholes anymore, they’re sniveling cowards. They know this man is batshit. 

Holy crap. Disturbing.

This show will make you want to move to Antarctica and live alone among the penguins.

Although, I’d take a ghost over a shitty neighbor any day.

Because I am an over thinker, I have found this Onion article extremely comforting ... 

Seriously, we give the guns to all the wrong people. 

Also, if you pay for subscriptions through paypal, you can cancel them in your paypal account. 

You missed the election. Hillary is president because this country finally woke up and realized that Trump would be an unsuitable president.