An 11 year-old has more emotional maturity than Trump. I swear, if Hillary doesn’t start carpet-bombing Trump in ads soon I am going to scream. There is so much this man has said and done on camera that the ads write themselves.

Exactly. They always think they’re being left out when “other” people demand and/ore receive rights. They turn it around and make it all about them. Gay marriage - a threat to their Christianity. Happy Holidays - war on Christmas. Black Lives Matter - “Oh, doesn’t my little white ass matter?”, now this crap about…

It’s becoming increasingly clear that Americans cannot partake of, or participate in, any type of activity in large groups as we cannot behave like normal human beings. You feel like you need to defend your movie-watching rights using a gun? Have a chat with a therapist instead about “acceptable outlets” for your…

I swear to God, can the republicans do the most basic fact-checking on the people they want to give speeches or perform for them? They let Stephen Colbert utterly lay into Bush at the correspondents dinner like 10 years ago. They let Clint Eastwood go on stage at the convention with out a prepared speech in 2012.…

“raise your hand if you believe in science,” to which they responded with boos.

Welcome to students as consumers everybody.

And I forgot, I will picture red hamburger, then his puffy gross face, his immoral soul, and then feel the need to vomit.

Why don’t they just hand out burqas?

Every time I hear about this man, I will just picture red hamburger.

Yeah, I’d stay away from sharp objects when listening to anything Trump-related.

Seriously how can they be so fucking stupid? If you can’t manage to write a wishy washy speech on your own, you are a moron.

Bleeders for Pricks?

Well, see, she’s a secret, angry lesbian who couldn’t keep Bill satisfied.....so.....its ok to involve her.

I applaud your bravery and hope that you have mental health support after this is over. God speed........

Sexual assault via proxy?

She’s 83. It’s an unwritten rule that if you reach the age of 80, you have a right to say whatever the hell you want.

I would totally hire you based on that fact alone.

Theme song to Fresh Prince?

People who have been through a lot (i.e. trauma) can actually be more calm and level-headed in an emergency. If she has witnessed other shootings, etc. in her life......

I love how people can claim that an allegation is “absurd” despite the fact that they outsiders to the case.