I know, he really surprised me. I’m glad that his campaign was so successful. It gives me hope that this country isn’t falling into a Donald Trump black hole.

Totally. My life blew wide open when I found out what career I should have based on my choice of pizza toppings.

I guess its still be relatable. Teenagers are teenagers. I just figured that kids are kinda hard wired to brush off “old” stories and the texting on the cover would kinda mislead them. And hahaha - the pad belt thing kinda made me nervous. I read the book the early 80's, about a decade after it was published so it…

It’s certainly a clever way to drum up interest in the book, but man the story is pretty dated. I mean I LOVED it growing up, but is it really appealing to today’s kids?

OR, or, or, we can just bring back tubs and washing boards. Our laundry would get clean and we’d get an upper body workout. C’mon, coming home from work every night and doing a load of laundry the old fashioned way? Would be awesome.

I love the oldie but goodie “At least you don’t get killed here like you would in other parts of the world.”

So essentially these parents have thrown their daughter away. When she gets out she is never going to speak to them. It would have been kinder had they just kicked her out. At least she could have gone to the family members who actually care for her.

Dear God, please put this show out of its misery.

The things that Polly has to do to get a cracker these days.

This girl hasn’t lived long enough to know that seemingly “nice” people can have a dark side. People can hide it well. You know you’ve fully grown up when you stop being surprised that people are capable of doing such shitty things. Has Bill Cosby taught us NOTHING?

We had a fridge that was that color of green. Had it well into the nineties. Embarassing to say the least.

Thank goodness because my poo is definitely not this color.

Australia called it “olive green,” and then changed the name to “drab dark brown” after a complaint from the Australian Olive Association.

Bingo. And we wonder why we have so many self-centered asshats in power

Yeah, fraternity Fu Bhu Mega Phi Do, you may have “core values” that you pretend to uphold, but that pretty much all goes to shit once you guys hit the booze, right? I mean all fraternities pretty much claim that they exist to guide young men into becoming exceptional and respectful human beings, but you know and I…

No. More so because I’ll imagine nothing but the inhuman degradation of already traumatized children.

You should have really dropped the bomb and told him that the Titanic sinks in the end.

Seriously. I don’t think I’ll ever look at a box of Corn Flakes the same.

Agree. There has to be a statute of limitations on being blamed for spoiling things.

I know, right? That car HAD to have secret flight capabilities. I’m sure.