I feckin' belly laughed for two minutes. Bless you.

It's the Pizza Hut pepperoni that I crave the most. Crispy edged, not so spicy it overtakes the other flavors, little bacon-esque discs of joy.

Black Raven Brewing in Redmond, WA makes an incredible Second Sight Scotch Ale. 6.9% ABV and knocked me on my ass after a lunchtime pint and a half. It's delicious, as are most of their offerings.

No, that's correct. Well…it's referencing "The Merchant of Venice," so I guess it's only legit if you subscribe to the Bard's oeuvre.

Yakima (being "the Palm Springs of Washington" and an arid town in the sagebrush hills that roll off the Columbia River) has no waters…trying in vain to portmanteau it but "Yakimarrakis" sounds like a Doc Terminus and Hoagie number.

Yakima (being "the Palm Springs of Washington" and an arid town in the sagebrush hills that roll off the Columbia River) has no waters…trying in vain to portmanteau it but "Yakimarrakis" sounds like a Doc Terminus and Hoagie number.

Fave: Arthur Frommer in 'Eurotrip'.

She's a natural blonde who has dyed her hair red since her early teens. Plenty of articles about it after True Blood. Side note: pet peeve when people give "true ginge" power to nons. 2% of the population and bullied all over the world in childhood but fetishized in fake form as adults IF they're consider hot enough.

I agree on the over-quoting; time away really does help "reset" the funny for all but the most egregious abuse. "Oh behave" will never recover…

Frasier: "The Matchmaker": the entire reveal in the condo, from "Do you have a problem with me dating your brother?" (DHP in exquisite delivery) "…No." To Martin's bark of laughter from the offscreen kitchen, just brilliant.