Hail Zoltan!

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

And a blue and a yellow one

First step would be getting a pixelated penis.

Lawrence's lawyers or the porn site's lawyers are 100% ignorant on this issue then. Her lawyer MUST submit a DMCA claim. That's the law. It is very simple, they must include all required facilities of the DMCA in the DMCA notification to the porn site. From there it's essentially prescriptive.

Can I just ask how you went from a focus st to a 911 carrera s? Normally people upgrade one price class at a time. Like $25k to 35k. You just skipped 5 price classes at least

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Coincidental minors. Perry 2:00 for diving; Nantucket Sound 2:00 for holding

This is just part of the application process for Ray Rice's summer camp.

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

I left a nice surprise for whoever buys my house, when they replace the carpet...

I always hated the fucktards that pulled this shit. Still do. When I'm Emperor of the Known Universe (tm), anyone caught "rolling coal" will have their truck crushed and be issued a restricted license that only allows them to drive fwd hybrids and have dogs under 25 pounds.

Can't blame him. I mean, it IS really hard to resist Italian subs.

I mean, it's not like he went after some superstar on Italy. Giorgio Chiellini was a bit player.

I like my women like this yacht: wet, falling over and ready to go down.

A PETA awards dinner must be a certain kind of hell.

C-3POrn.

Seriously! Or just realistic. The image in my head was so much prettier than a noisy segmented wang machine.