This is just part of the application process for Ray Rice's summer camp.

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

I left a nice surprise for whoever buys my house, when they replace the carpet...

I always hated the fucktards that pulled this shit. Still do. When I'm Emperor of the Known Universe (tm), anyone caught "rolling coal" will have their truck crushed and be issued a restricted license that only allows them to drive fwd hybrids and have dogs under 25 pounds.

Can't blame him. I mean, it IS really hard to resist Italian subs.

I mean, it's not like he went after some superstar on Italy. Giorgio Chiellini was a bit player.