Joking aside, kids DO pretend in exactly the same way and it isn’t always the sign of something bad happening.

You fucking forgot a fucking question mark. What the fuck are you doing?

I grew up watching Sesame Street, and the Today Show was literally on every morning before I went to school. I didn’t pay much attention to most of what was being televised on Today, but I guarantee I would have paid attention if any of the Muppets came on, and I would have been horrified to see that happen on the…

Clearly. 

You don’t think parents have the Today Show on in the morning? For real?

Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.

Bring her character back, but make the storyline about Cara Dune going through a gender transition before saving the town from a racist group storming the space-capitol hill.

I look forward to these people someday realizing that freedom of speech does not actually mean freedom from consequence when you’re talking about a private corporation/entity/employer. Yes, Gina and Elon, you can say whatever the hell you want. But you can still face the repercussions. 

Who was asking for Dave Chapelle or Shane Gillis?

Nimrata herself.

“Narratives we absolutely have no hand in perpetuating, even right now as we give air time to the narratives”

“No matter what she does, she’s destined to face intense scrutiny just for being the biggest star in the world. “

“I refused to because I’m like, ‘I feel really uncomfortable right now and this is the only evidence,” Fox said.

The Avocado’s FAQ has an item about how the site is funded by an anonymous benefactor, so there will be no ads, ever. Maybe we could start a pledge drive over there...

“Little winged potatoes...this potato’s got big ears...”

I got a Commando notification for this?!

The top moment came when it was seamlessly tied into the over the top pimping of their Burger King product placement, with Weathers mentioning the free drink refills.

If The Waterboy is going to be on here, then Necessary Roughness and The Replacements should clearly make the cut.  They’re both far better.

I don’t consider Jerry Maguire to be a football movie. It’s. Rom-com, about a sports agent and a single mother, with a tiny bit of football sprinkled in there.

It’s not a good movie but it’s a fun movie that’s very elevated by the cast — you know almost exactly what’s going to happen and it doesn’t matter.