I think Laszlo’s attempts to make Baby Colin less boring than Colin aren’t quite working. The pincode Baby Colin gave was pi, he started with 3,1,4,1.

Lazlo with baby Colin having no idea what to do with babies,

That Suez Canal Ever Given joke was worth the price of admission on its own. Just perfect.

I’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking that he admit he loves me.

She is a sexy skyscraper, can see her in this role

I just love the idea that Tom Cruise’s colleagues address him like he’s not shit-crazy.

This must be like those Magic Eye posters. I’m not seeing it, whatsoever. Not the first time I’ve heard this resemblance, so I guess it’s me.

My take is that Musk never had the liquidity to swing the deal in the first place. He made the offer, then realized he couldn’t afford it after Twitter took him up on it. Now that he finally came to the conclusion that they have zero motivation to give him a discount, he’s pulling out.

RIP Sonny.  I suppose I have to watch Thief tonight.  Again.

Talisman adaptation RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

I don't see the Duffer brothers making it some chintzy YA TV horseshit.

COUNTERPOINT: I don’t care. Clerks II was far better than it had any right to be.

I thought Clerks II was really damn good actually, and I’ve re-watched it several times, but yeah...that’s the last good movie Kevin Smith has made, and this looks like it could be Jay and Silent Bob Reboot- level “bad”. I’m sure I’ll inevitably watch it on streaming a year from now though.

You had me at Parker Posey.

She also needs to eat a sandwich.

Should you also be making direct eye contact with the nearest person? Possibly also possibly using your hands to force the contents upwards?

i’m not that interested in nancy’s romantic life. i do love seeing her kicking ass.

It’s a good show, but be warned, it is HIGH ANXIETY almost all the way through. The characters are constantly screaming at each other and chopping things a little too fast and things are constantly breaking. It’s a great show but it made me feel like I needed a cigarette and therapy after.

None of that makes any sense to the vast majority who don’t live in Illinois. I’m here for a workplace drama, not weird territorial nonsense.