Oh, I’d say Jason can definitely be tortured. Having to be silent, and exercise self-denial in a world full of instant gratification would be an extreme form of torture for an unfiltered, hedonistic douchebro.

Tahani’s OG torture was that “Jianyu” wouldn’t talk, as in, he couldn’t praise her. Chidi’s OG torture was lying and breaking all his ethical codes for Eleanor. Jason’s OG torture was not having access to Dynamite Cheetos or whatever people in Jacksonville eat.

Well, she WAS a stolen Good Janet to make things more convincing - wonder if it’s her programming to be helpful and do good things that’s going to keep screwing things up for Michael. Honestly Michael would’ve been better off in the long run tweaking a Bad Janet or taking the Medium Janet (if there was one).

The return of The Good Place finally got me to migrate my account over to Kinja. Curse you Kinja! You are definitely part of The Bad Place.

Vicky looks like she is gonna be a wild card. I can see her going rogue or snitching on Michael if she keeps feeling sidelined. Also cant tell if she has a crush on Chidi or if she is just lusting for the great role she lost.

Kristen Bell just shared this amazing video of the other cast members finding out what the twist in the season 1 finale was!

I think Vicky actually likes Chidi. Nice bit where she dissed his ‘soul mate’ by just dropping her pizza on the table.

The party of Lincoln, my ass.

It should be noted that much of that 40% increase is due to market instability cause by Trump and the Republican efforts to repeal the ACA.

That’s the mainstream republican Paul Ryan stance. Not the administration’s stance.

haven’t read the review because i haven’t watched it yet- but did anyone else get a kick that the next one down is basically begging people to watch an AV club show on something called ‘fusion’?

pro tip friends- spend that TV money on making your commenting system something nearly what it used to be and maybe you wont…

What’s not to understand: fuck you, you’re not rich.

Everything about the modern Republican party is downright insulting.

Also, Republicans continuing to whine about “Hollywood elites” getting involved in politics when they elected—and are still defending—the host of Celebrity Apprentice is downright insulting.

I always avoided Kimmel as an irritatingly frat-boy dude-dude kinda host who isn’t very funny, but his feistiness on this issue is giving me a smile this evening.

I am one of millions who was first able to afford insurance after the ACA was implemented — it’s certainly not free nor even reasonable, it’s $800/month per…

I love that the whole system falls apart so quickly because Michael doesn’t have any of the four humans quite as figured out as he thinks he does. I mean, he can figure out that Tahani will be tormented by a small house but not that setting her on such a quick downward spiral will wreck his plans. And I continue to…

I definitely think Michael will end up working with the humans to save his own life, because he’s already used up his second chance.

I think spiders would have to be worse, because if they’re enormous, they would also function AS spreaders. QED.

I forking love this show.

I’m so happy that the show is still delightfully hilarious now that we’re in on the secret. Far from becoming tiresome, the show is now running on pure, high-concept id energy. I love it so much, and I want it to somehow last for at least five years.